snuggalo:
forcing yourself to not be jealous over something

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havana-banana:
No one is as excited for my funeral as I am
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bluepikmin:
you cant eat the pussy until you finish your vegetables
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ambitiousbard:
just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
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dysenterygay:
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
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